Oh F*ck You’re Old! – Funny Birthday Card with Shocked Boy Illustration – Rude Adult Humor Greeting – Quirky Watercolour Card – Handmade Stationery When subtlety just won’t cut it... 😲💥 This hilarious square birthday card features a wide-eyed, red-haired boy in total shock beneath the brutally honest message: OH F*CK YOU'RE OLD! The hand-illustrated watercolour style adds an innocent contrast to the not-so-innocent punchline — making this the perfect gag gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour. Great for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill celebrations, or just roasting your mate in style, this card will get the laugh you’re after. Whether you're shopping for your best friend, your brother, or your partner-in-crime, this is a cheeky classic they'll want to keep. Professionally printed on luxe textured cardstock and blank inside for your own (possibly even ruder) message — this is no ordinary shop-bought card. It’s a mini piece of art with big personality. 🎨 Printed from an original hand-drawn watercolour and pencil sketch – expressive, funny, and full of character 💌 Comes with a crisp white envelope for easy gifting 📏 Square 6x6 inch format – perfect for display on a shelf or fridge 🖨️ 300 GSM matte finish card stock for high-quality feel ♻️ Packaged plastic-free in a board-backed envelope for eco-conscious delivery ✨ Blank inside – write your own burn or heartfelt message 📮 Ships quickly via Royal Mail – designed, printed, and packed by hand 🖐️ Handmade with love (and sass) by The Occult Print Shop Perfect for anyone who’s officially ancient (or just acts like it).
