• Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird Fantasy T-Shirt | Heated Rivalry-Inspired Heavyweight Tee – heavyweight unisex T-shirt
  • Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird Fantasy T-Shirt | Heated Rivalry-Inspired Heavyweight Tee – heavyweight unisex T-shirt
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Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird Fantasy T-Shirt | Heated Rivalry

Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird Fantasy T-Shirt | Heated Rivalry

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The maximalist version of the Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird joke turns the quote into an intentionally dramatic fantasy-style graphic. Bold, chaotic and immediately recognisable to fellow fans, it is made for readers and viewers who enjoy their hockey-romance references with absolutely no restraint.

The design is professionally applied using high-quality direct-to-film (DTF) printing on a Gildan® 5000 heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt. This is a printed ink transfer, not cut vinyl, allowing detailed artwork and strong colour while remaining suitable for regular wear.

Garment details

  • Garment: Gildan® 5000 heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt
  • Print method: Professional DTF printing, not vinyl
  • Fit: Relaxed classic unisex fit
  • Construction: Seamless double-needle collar
  • Durability: Taped neck and shoulders
  • Finish: Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Age group: Adults

Materials

  • Solid colours: 100% preshrunk jersey-knit cotton
  • Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric composition depends on the colour selected.

Size guide

Choose your size using the garment measurements below. Measurements are supplied by the manufacturer and can vary by approximately ±2.5 cm / 1 in.

US size Length Garment chest Half chest
S 71.1 cm / 28 in 91.4 cm / 36 in 45.7 cm / 18 in
M 73.7 cm / 29 in 101.6 cm / 40 in 50.8 cm / 20 in
L 76.2 cm / 30 in 111.8 cm / 44 in 55.9 cm / 22 in
XL 78.7 cm / 31 in 122 cm / 48 in 61 cm / 24 in
2XL 81.3 cm / 32 in 132 cm / 52 in 66 cm / 26 in
3XL 83.8 cm / 33 in 142.2 cm / 56 in 71.1 cm / 28 in
4XL 86 cm / 33.9 in 152 cm / 60 in 76 cm / 29.9 in
5XL 89 cm / 35 in 162 cm / 64 in 81 cm / 31.9 in

How to measure: Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem. Half chest is measured across the garment approximately 2 cm below the sleeves. Garment chest is twice the half-chest measurement.

Care instructions

  • Wash inside out in cold water with similar colours.
  • Use a mild detergent and do not use bleach.
  • Hang dry where possible or tumble dry on a low setting.
  • Do not iron directly over the printed design.

Made to order. Production location can vary according to garment availability and the delivery destination.

This is an unofficial, independently created fan-inspired design. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by or licensed by any author, publisher, studio, team or rights holder.

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